Fuck you, wikipedia, for not having a summary for the one fucking episode I can’t see. Now I’ll never know what happened in episode 8! Guess I’ll just figure it out starting episode nine:
1:06 - that summary was unsatisfactory. but whatever. shit is escalating.
2:40 - omg jana’s trying to look like lily? wtf why? how many psychos are you a fan of?
3:11 - this show has conditioned me to trust absolutely 0 new people. who dafuq does this Cooke woman think she is? i’m just waiting for her to do something awful… lol “let’s have dinner” will never mean dinner to me ever again. (shout out, Sherlockians!)
4:03 - the last chick he saved and started getting interested in turned out to be a loon, so quit being so judgey, Cooke!
4:20 - SHIPPERS, PREPARE FOR BATTLE!!! Mike and Ryan vs Mike and Max! GO!!
4:57 - I like Max so much more all of a sudden. Like ‘oh, she’s awkward too. She’s one of us’ lol
6:32 - this makes me laugh so fucking hard omg crazy people are so silly… I wonder who’s gonna end up killing Micah. Clearly, there can only be one alpha-psycho
11:20 - Ryan seems very comfortable with this misplaced assumption. I wonder why
12:26 - AGAIN with the bangin hot bad guys! You’re killin me smalls!
14:41 - have they gotten into exactly what sort of diety these people are praying to/believing in? Did I miss that? Is it just some kind of perversion of the bible or their own original stuff?
17:27 - quite possibly the most intriguing response to being stabbed I have ever seen. Pure disbelief and i don’t blame her. This is some quality acting btw love it and I’m rambling about the positive so that i don’t start panicking. HURRY THE FUCK UP RYAN
19:00 - dats some high tech shit
21:46 - WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
24:04 - you done goofed, bitch
24:58 - Geez dude.. that’s cold.. ice cold..
26:21 - I’m sorry but i cannot get over how attractive emma is in every damn look she’s had on this show. stop making me attracted to murderers!
29:00 - carrie’s got fight in her, i like that
29:50 - damn son, you mad shifty.. and i kinda like it. FUCK
30:48 - huh. why did she lie? I’m still suspicious!
31:36 - oh Kevin Bacon and your soul stare that pierces all the souls
32:02 - policewoman ain’t fucking around! Can’t hold me down! Yeah!
32:06 - WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING SAY, ASSHOLE?!
32:42 - i hope it’s fucking poisoned. purple wedding all over this clusterfuck
33:39 - called it. and it was so much worse than i anticipated.
35:14 - hostile take over of your cult. There can be only one..
36:29 - that was such an ‘i’m gonna fuck your niece’ look
37:18 - “i know exactly what to do” is not a good sign, Joe. You need to get the hell out before the cult rises up like a tsunami and kills your stupid ass
38:46 - mmk i was wrong about that one. robert’s such a fucking lamb
41:14 - I AM IN NO WAY OK WITH THIS, MIKE! WTF ARE YOU DOING
41:55 - yeeeeah GET it Kevin Bacon, you kiss her mad soft, bro, make her come to you uh huh
42:47 - oh ok..
I don’t have cable so I watch my shows online (unless I’m at a watch party with friends). I’m typically alone when I do this, and that doesn’t jive well with the fact that I enjoy making/hearing commentary almost as much as I enjoy watching the show. Therefore, I tend to hop on here and make “live” notes on whatever show I’m watching and hope that I’m not giving spoilers or pissing too many people off.
However, I have fallen WAAAAAAAY behind on the shows I like watching, so nobody give me shit about spoilers because we’ve all had time to get with the program.
For example, I’m so far behind on The Following that I can’t even get to the last episode I watched because even Hulu+ thinks I’m ridiculous.
Gonna go check wikipedia for the full summaries and then jump back in on episode 9 of season 2
erdsthenerds said: did you train your parrot to be this badass?
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Not long after their rental had been returned and the quieting horrors of Baskerville were shoved neatly into the back of their minds, Sherlock and John had a dreadfully pleasant and silent and boring evening at Baker Street. John, annoyingly, was tapping away with his two fingers, trying to…
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